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They're in that same spot again.

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I've definitely found something.

3
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There's something going on.

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Is it ready?

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Lights on.

6
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Right.

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Give me the control.

8
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All right. Gently does it.

9
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I'm lifting off in-a three, two, one.

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Up she goes.

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How do you make it steady,

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stop it going up?

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Just let go of the joystick.

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Still going up.

15
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Yep. Just try flicking it down.

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Still going up, is it?

17
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Yep.

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Yeah, that's really high now.
How high is it supposed to go?

19
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Well, how am I supposed to
know? It's not responding.

20
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How do you make it come down?

21
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Here, let me see.

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- Can you see it?
- Only just.

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No. No, I'm losing it. It's gone.

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No... Yeah, yeah, there.

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No.

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No, I can't see it.

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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!

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So, that's it, is it?

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It just keeps going until it's in orbit?

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How long do the batteries last?

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20 minutes.

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I thought you said you could
fly one of these things?

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I never said that.

34
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Well, why did you keep letting it go up?

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I was trying everything.
It just wasn't responding.

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It just kept going up and up and up.

37
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Well, you can tell that
to the insurance company.

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- Why me? - Because, Paul,
you're the one I thought said

39
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could fly one of these things.

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Whoa!

41
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Did you see QI this week?

42
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Yeah.

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Never thought I'd say this but I
think I prefer Toksvig to Fry.

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Controversial.

45
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Well, don't you think she is better?

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I'm not prepared to stick
my neck out that far, mate.

47
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She's certainly doing a good job.

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Big shoes to fill, literally.

49
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Why literally?

50
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Stephen Fry has got big feet.

51
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But she doesn't literally
have to wear his shoes.

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- Well, actually, they've got
a rule. They... - Who's this?

53
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All right?

54
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- Morning.
- Metal detectors, are you?

55
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You could say that.

56
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Are you one of them?
One of the solar people.

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Tree clearance. Getting
rid of nuisance trees.

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That's quite a slogan.

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Your life must be filled with joy.

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Eh?

61
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Nothing. Not getting
rid of this one, though.

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Yeah, this one's going. Yeah.

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What? Why?

64
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What nuisance is this one causing?

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Shadow.

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One small patch?

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Yeah, you see, the sun, see,
it travels through the sky

68
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and that patch covers
half an acre in a day.

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That's a lot of sunlight all
wasted on a tree. See ya.

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That's depressing.

71
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Shouldn't we do something about it?

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Like what? Save the tree?

73
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Well, shouldn't we?

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I mean, we don't want
the tree to be cut down.

75
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- No. - So we should
probably try and save it.

76
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So how do you save a tree?

77
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Well, traditionally, you chain
yourself to it, don't you?

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One of us chains ourself to the
tree and the other one goes

79
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and gets the press.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Yes, it's a bit embarrassing.

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Yeah.

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Bat box.

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What's that?

86
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Bat box is what we need to save that tree.

87
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Whack a bat box up there,
bats start roosting.

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Boom. They can't touch it.

89
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Yeah?

90
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Yeah. It's the same as
great crested newts.

91
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You can have a muddy puddle, essentially,

92
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but as soon as one of those
slippery bastards rocks up,

93
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it becomes a Site of
Special Scientific Interest.

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Scourge of the developer.

95
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All right, well, you
should get on to that, then.

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Build a bat box.

97
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Uh. Maybe I will.

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Oh, I wish I had a shed.

99
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, mate. I forgot.

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What did you do with your tools?

101
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Well, they're in crates
in the garage going rusty.

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What, you mean you didn't wipe

103
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'em down with an oily rag
before you put 'em away?

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Well, yeah, obviously.
I was being dramatic.

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Oh.

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I see.

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What you got?

108
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Carpet stair rod holder.

109
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Yeah. I've had a couple of them.

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Must have been a flight
of stairs here somewhere.

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Hello?

112
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Toni?

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Hi, Kate. What are you doing here?

114
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I don't know which is the front door.

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Come down this end.

116
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Oh, don't I need to say something?

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Like, to be invited on board.

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You're thinking of vampires.

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Oh.

120
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Ooh!

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Oops. Thanks.

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- This place is amazing.
- Thanks. It was my grandparents'.

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No way. How long have you lived on it?

124
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- About three years.
- And it makes my dad heave.

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He hasn't even got this far.

126
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He doesn't even like
looking at it from dry land.

127
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You know he's only ever seen the sea once.

128
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- He told me that.
- Don't expect beach holidays.

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I'm not expecting anything.

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I'm going to move out of my dad's flat.

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I'm going to find my own place.

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- Why? He likes you being there.
- Yeah, I know.

133
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That's why I've stayed so long.

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He's afraid I'm going to disappear again,

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which is I haven't told him yet.

136
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So why are you telling me?

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I just want you to know that I
won't be around all the time.

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I won't be in your way.

139
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You've never been in my
way. That's not fair, Kate.

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Don't do anything on my account,
because I don't even know

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if your dad and I are
still seeing each other.

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Please don't break up with my
dad. He thinks the world of you.

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- Kate... - He let Maggie stay
because he's a kind and decent guy.

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- Did he send you here?
- Yeah.

145
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He said, "Nip down and tell Toni
that I'm a kind and decent guy."

146
00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,610
No, of course not.

147
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I just felt bad because I'm the
one who let her in the flat.

148
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I didn't know who she was.

149
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Look, Kate. I... I don't
want to discuss it with you.

150
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Your dad and I will either
sort it out or we won't

151
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but I don't need advice or
character references, thanks.

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I know he's a decent guy, that's
why I'm going out with him.

153
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So you've not broken up?

154
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Shut up, please! I don't want
to talk about it with you.

155
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I feel like I'm back at sixth
form talking about boyfriends.

156
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I'm too old for this.

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All right. I'll back off.

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I've said my bit.

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I just worry about him, you know?

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I know.

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Huh! I love your ship.

162
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It's a boat, really.

163
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I love it. I'll see ya.

164
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Steve, can I find a safe home for this?

165
00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:19,580
What's that, a porcupine?

166
00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,810
Porcupine? You serious? It's a hedgehog.

167
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I thought hedgehogs were flat.

168
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The squashed, dead ones are flat.
The live ones are... spherical.

169
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All right, Richard Attenborough.

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It's David.

171
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Oh, I'm sorry. Been calling you Andy.

172
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,810
Grab this for me, mate?

173
00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,290
Oh, sorry, mate. I'm not actually...

174
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Come on! It's killing me.

175
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Hello.

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00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,980
Hey.

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00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,700
What's in the crate?

178
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,780
Please step away from the crate.

179
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,250
Kate came to see me, did she tell you?

180
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,810
To your place? What for?

181
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,940
To tell me what a swell
prince of a guy you are.

182
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,050
I'm not that great.

183
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,140
That's what I said.

184
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,410
- She come aboard?
- Yep.

185
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,410
- Did she puke?
- No.

186
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,860
- Turn a pallid yellow?
- No.

187
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,420
Not hereditary, then.

188
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,650
The reason I let Maggie stay was cos

189
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I don't have any feelings for her anymore.

190
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:46,810
I could just treat her
as a guest, but with you,

191
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,260
I'd want it to be just us.

192
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,460
OK. That's quite sweet.

193
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,820
Yeah? Shall I go on?

194
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,180
See what happens.

195
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,450
Well, that was it, really.

196
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,890
Kate's got her own room.
She wouldn't disturb us.

197
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,890
Well, that's not it, is it?

198
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:11,130
I mean, the thing is,
would we disturb her?

199
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,450
Huh?

200
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,770
You know?

201
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,330
Not really.

202
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,500
Well, it's a question of acoustics.

203
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,370
Acoustics?

204
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,340
Oh, God, you know, soundproofing.

205
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:27,970
The thought of Kate hearing any goings-on.

206
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,490
Don't laugh.

207
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:33,050
It's hard enough as it is, you
know what I mean, it's awkward.

208
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,890
So what are you thinking, egg boxes?

209
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,010
I was thinking egg boxes, actually,

210
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,610
cos there's a stack of
'em in the warehouse.

211
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,900
Big sheets of 'em.

212
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:48,060
I... I can't tell her to
leave. I just can't do it.

213
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,690
You know what?

214
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,740
I think she might be ready to go
but she thinks you'll be upset.

215
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,370
What makes you think that?

216
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,850
She told me.

217
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,170
She told me she was going to start
looking for a place of her own.

218
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,650
Where? Here?

219
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,300
Oh, close by. Yeah.

220
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,450
Oh, well, that's... that's different.

221
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,330
I mean, if she wants to,

222
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,420
I mean, I just didn't want
it to come from me, but...

223
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:21,530
I could help her to look for
a place, if it's around here,

224
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,970
she doesn't have much stuff,
she doesn't need much space.

225
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,620
And then what?

226
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,180
You could move in, if you want.

227
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,300
OK. Do you want?

228
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,210
I do.

229
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,650
I'm not selling my boat, though.

230
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,050
You don't have to.

231
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,850
I'll be able to find a tenant,
although it is very small.

232
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:47,410
Well, you know, let's see if Kate
can find somewhere for herself

233
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:50,300
and then you could advertise for a tenant.

234
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,900
That's probably the obvious thing to do.

235
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,140
Yes. Yes, I think so.

236
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:05,940
Cheers, Ray.

237
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,100
Phone!

238
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,130
The thing is, there's this house.

239
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,980
I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.

240
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:33,050
- Who's that? - Da-da. - Hello?

241
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,050
The thing is there's this house.

242
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,050
Are you on your way back?
You on the way home?

243
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,450
I found this house and I
think it could be amazing.

244
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,810
Andy?

245
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,330
I found this amazing place.

246
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,210
- Andy? - I've found a
house. I found a house.

247
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,010
Let's listen to Daddy talking to himself.

248
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,860
I found this house, Becky. I found this...

249
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,300
Becky, I found a house. I've...

250
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,530
I've found this house and I think
it could be within our means.

251
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,130
There's a lot of work to do on
it but I could do the work myself.

252
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,180
In fact, I think that's what I want to do.

253
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,210
The only thing is I've quit my job.

254
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,330
I have to tell you at this
point, though, Becky...

255
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,970
Not at this point, it's stupid.

256
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:14,530
I have to come clean,
Becky. I quit my job.

257
00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:17,460
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

258
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,090
Hello?

259
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,940
Anybody home?

260
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,730
What?

261
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,420
Hello?

262
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,020
Have a nice day?

263
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,490
And my mum knew?

264
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,330
Yeah.

265
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,050
That doesn't make it all right.

266
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,410
- Half makes it all right.
- No, it doesn't.

267
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,090
You wait till you see this house.
That will make it all right.

268
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,850
- So tell me what it's like.
- No.

269
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,130
I want to know your first impression.

270
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,090
But you have to imagine what it could be,

271
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:15,090
so don't look at the holes in
the roof or the broken window.

272
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,570
So my second impression?

273
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,810
Yeah. I want to know
your second impression.

274
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,530
How can we afford a house?

275
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,250
It's an auction and there's no reserve,

276
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,010
so we just take what we've got
and bid what we can afford.

277
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,570
We haven't got anything.

278
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:27,970
We've got some savings.

279
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,650
Andy, we've got ten grand.

280
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,770
That buys a deposit on a flat,
not a three-bedroom cottage in

281
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,410
half an acre of land.

282
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,970
Well, if you don't try, we'll never know.

283
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,380
You're a dreamer.

284
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,180
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.

285
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,620
- I hope some day...
- I get it.

286
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,010
Imagine.

287
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,450
Oh, Andy, what have you
fallen in love with?

288
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,930
It's beautiful, isn't
it? I mean, it could be.

289
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,170
Who's going to do the work? You?

290
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,410
Yeah.

291
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,890
- Single-handed? - Single-handed,
baby. That's what I want to do.

292
00:18:02,940 --> 00:18:04,610
I'll be a full-time hobbyist.

293
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,610
I'll take Stan to school, I'll pick him up

294
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,290
and in-between I'll build us a
house with roses round the door.

295
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:12,010
I haven't seen you so enthused
since we got back from Africa.

296
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,210
So, what? You'd give up archaeology?

297
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,290
Yeah. For a couple of years, I would.

298
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:20,130
And then I'll have time to fix the
shingles, I'll have time to fix

299
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,690
the door, I'll have time to oil the
hinges and to mend the windows...

300
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,930
Shut up! I get it. Go and find Stan.

301
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,450
There could be bear
traps or a hidden well.

302
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,180
I'd pay extra for a hidden well.

303
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,700
Bucket it! Bucket it!

304
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,690
So, you been to an auction before?

305
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,300
No, I but I see 'em every day on TV.

306
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:30,170
Homes Under The Hammer, Property
Lottery, Auctions-Auctions-Auctions.

307
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,690
You got the Auctions Channel?

308
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,410
No.

309
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,650
Well, all you need is confidence.

310
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,450
Exactly.

311
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,770
So, how much cash you got?

312
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,170
About 12 grand.

313
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,770
Bloody hell. Well, you're going to
need more than confidence, then.

314
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,850
Here, you fancy moving on to a houseboat?

315
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,450
Well, that would be a brilliant
move with a two-year-old.

316
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,210
Toni's looking for a tenant
so she can move in with me.

317
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:59,210
- Yeah? - Hmm. So if you hear
of anyone looking for somewhere.

318
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,780
What about Kate?

319
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:06,100
Good idea. Yeah. I'll ask
her if she knows anyone.

320
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,970
Wait a minute! I've come
up with an even better idea.

321
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:15,290
- I am a genius.
- Go on.

322
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:19,970
Kate could move on to the narrowboat
and they could do a straight swap.

323
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,930
That is a good idea. I
wish I'd thought of that.

324
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,730
Yeah. Yeah.

325
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:28,490
She doesn't get seasick like
me, doesn't have much stuff

326
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,130
and she loves the boat.

327
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,010
Like, I say, I wish I'd thought of that.

328
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,050
Housing problem fixed.

329
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,410
It looks like I've come up
with the perfect solution.

330
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,810
Couldn't come up with a few
grand for me, could you?

331
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,900
Yeah. We just gotta
find it. A pot of gold.

332
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,180
We've got a week.

333
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,420
Oh, bollocks. We're too late.

334
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,010
They've sealed it off.

335
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,100
Damn!

336
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,810
They must have come
some time after we left.

337
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,770
If only we got here
before they put this up.

338
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,100
Ah, well. At least we tried.

339
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,890
Hang on.

340
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,980
What?

341
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,980
There's no-one around for miles.

342
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,940
What you saying?

343
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,900
I don't know. It's just...

344
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,610
Oh, nothing, nothing.

345
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,210
No, go on. What are you thinking?

346
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,540
I reckon I could get under that tape.

347
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,330
What, you...?

348
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,170
I know, you're right. It's stupid.

349
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,050
No.

350
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,860
No, I reckon you're on to something.

351
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,780
Keep watch.

352
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,980
Done?

353
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,370
Felt good, didn't it, being an activist?

354
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,130
We were like ninjas, environmental ninjas.

355
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:46,180
Yeah. So, when do the bats turn up?

356
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,210
I don't know, tonight?

357
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,530
Oh, well, you reckon
they'll move straight in?

358
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,410
I haven't really thought about it.

359
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,460
I suppose it takes a while, doesn't
it, for them to find the boxes?

360
00:22:57,980 --> 00:23:01,050
Oh, here we are, look.
24-hour bat helpline.

361
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,410
Shut up, there isn't.

362
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,970
There bloody is, look. Bat Action Trust.

363
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:08,770
"After hours our calls are
redirected to bat volunteers."

364
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,860
Do it.

365
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,060
Hello. Er...

366
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,010
I'm on hold.

367
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,340
Busy time.

368
00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:23,700
Oh, it's ringing.

369
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,080
Ah!

370
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,260
Paul, turn your phone off. Paul!

371
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:36,010
Can you switch your phone
to airplane mode, please?

372
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:38,170
It's interfering with my Arado.

373
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,330
Hello? 24-hour bat
helpline. How can I help?

374
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:45,490
Oh, yes.

375
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:49,050
I've got a bat question for
you, uh, a bat query for you.

376
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,050
Oh, I'll certainly do my best to help.

377
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,290
What's the nature of your bat enquiry?

378
00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:56,770
Yeah. Well, basically,
we've installed a bat box.

379
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,060
How soon can we expect
the bats to turn up?

380
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:03,570
Well, ideally, you want to plant
some wild flowers that will attract

381
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,890
the insects and invertebrates
upon which the bats feed,

382
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:09,210
or, as we like to say,
provide bed and breakfast.

383
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,450
Oh, yeah, bed and breakfast.

384
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,730
Yeah, we haven't got time
for any of that, so...

385
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:16,490
what's the quickest we
could expect them to...

386
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,530
What's the world record?

387
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,770
Can you hurry up, please?

388
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,210
It's the bat phone.

389
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,050
Well, why has it come through to you?

390
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,210
I'm further up the list than you are.

391
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,010
Yep. Well, it's entirely possible
the bats may have already used

392
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,490
the tree to roost.

393
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,330
Look, I got a missed call.
It's supposed to be for me.

394
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:33,420
Let me speak to him.

395
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,690
And where's this tree situated?

396
00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:39,250
Let me speak to him.

397
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,340
But that's...

398
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,130
Hello, there. Bat Action Trust.

399
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,570
24-hour bat helpline. You're
through to Philip Peters.

400
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,730
Sorry about that.

401
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:50,010
A bit of a mix-up with
the old switchboard.

402
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:53,340
You're now through to a
more senior member. Hello?

403
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,860
Uh, nobody there.

404
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,970
What? No. What?

405
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:07,090
You're not telling us that you
two are the... the bat man.

406
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,890
Oh, I see. Another hoax call, is it?

407
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:13,890
You pull that stunt with one
of the other emergency services,

408
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:14,980
you get arrested.

409
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,250
Come on, Paul.

410
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,770
No.

411
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:19,930
Pardon?

412
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,570
No, Phil. This looks real.

413
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,570
I think these guys need our help.

414
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,460
Let me see your bat credentials.

415
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,660
It's genuine.

416
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,130
Where's this tree?

417
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,220
Back up there.

418
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,250
- Could be bats there already.
- Yeah?

419
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,490
- Yeah. A good area for bats.
- How do we find out?

420
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,900
I'll have to come back, bring my detector.

421
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,290
Bat detector?

422
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. The... the... the...

423
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,740
hold on.

424
00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,450
Found a way we can be
useful to you, have we?

425
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,090
Oh, here we go.

426
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,690
What do we get out of it?

427
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:07,130
- What do you mean?
- You get to save a tree.

428
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,530
The Bat Action Trust...

429
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:10,690
Oh, B-A-T, I just got that.

430
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:13,530
Oh, that's clever. Is
that another one of yours?

431
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,090
The Bat Action Trust gives Paul
and I the authority to slap

432
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:20,570
a temporary preservation
order on any tree we want,

433
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,690
providing, of course, we both agree
that it is of special interest.

434
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:29,780
So, I shall ask again,
what do we get out of it?

435
00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,820
What do you want?

436
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:33,940
We want that field.

437
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,620
Sly bastards.

438
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,130
We can't.

439
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:47,650
Oh... I couldn't stand it.

440
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,970
Imagine if he was to find the rest
of my hoard with his crappy Arado.

441
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:55,060
No. I'd rather nobody found it.

442
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,770
Well, nobody will have a chance in a week.

443
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:01,530
Maybe it's time to open it
up, get everybody down here,

444
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,530
next weekend before we lose it.

445
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,820
Oh, I don't know.

446
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,820
A week to find it, mate.

447
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,940
Oh, I know it's there.

448
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,860
Under our feet.

449
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:18,580
Under the lonely earth, waiting for us.

450
00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:23,180
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